Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying laxatives and really hoping the cashier wouldn’t make some snarky comment, the cashier said, "You know, that’s not a good way to lose weight." I had to explain to him that I’m actually constipated. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I, who are both heavy set, went into the pharmacy and asked if they sold any over the counter antidiarrhetic medicine. The store clerk, eyeing us up and down, said, “Uh, sorry, we don’t have antidiabetic medicine.” FML
Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML
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staymintyfresh 13
Well it seems like she wasn't trying to be mean, but she shouldn't assume. Maybe alot of people come in for weight loss pills?
Jiinxx 8
you shoulda just been like "yeah, I bet you know all about that", then walked off with yo diva self.
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Comments (141)
sumbum95 15
Well maybe you should take that as a hint. Maybe you can shed a few pounds. :)) Although that lady shouldn't have said that.
jonnyman 0
It's kerosine btw
Stuffystuff 0
Maybe she was thinking about Carnitine, which IS used for fat loss...
Llamacod 11
So fatty, do I need to lose some weight?
joeymo304 9
It's L-carnitine acetyl
TheGreasyHobo 2
"No, I'm buying it for me, not you!"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I wasn't talking about you, Noor, just for the record.
nickalibhai 0
That's cold
mosquito19 14
you are doing exactly what she's doing. you assumed she's calling you fat
mandi806 1
Uhhh what's Carnosine?