Today, my girlfriend and I, who are both heavy set, went into the pharmacy and asked if they sold any over the counter antidiarrhetic medicine. The store clerk, eyeing us up and down, said, “Uh, sorry, we don’t have antidiabetic medicine.” FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying laxatives and really hoping the cashier wouldn’t make some snarky comment, the cashier said, "You know, that’s not a good way to lose weight." I had to explain to him that I’m actually constipated. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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Inkoseh 33
"Lady, I've got the *****." Would have fixed that easy.
OrySoma 11
I'm sorry about this but sick burn
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RichardPencil 32
You need to move to America. We have so many ******' fat people here, they have all the meds for them, and "normal" weight people have to cut them in half to avoid overdosing.
Inkoseh 33
"Lady, I've got the *****." Would have fixed that easy.
OrySoma 11
I'm sorry about this but sick burn
Lora Wood 11
Took me a minute with this bad translation! Why would people want to retain fluids! LMFAO
OxfordPictionary 10
Relax Stay-Puff, they're not calling you out for being fat by assuming you're diabetic. Lots of people have diabetes, including skinny people. You asked for anti-diarrhetic, which is not a real product. They had to extrapolate and the closest drug they could come up with is anti-diabetic, which sounds similar. I'm assuming you have gastro and should have described your symptoms to your assistant so they could offer you an anti-diarrheal like Imodium which stops you having incredibly liquid stools. You being overly self conscious is not their fault.