Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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Top comments
azrael_xx 14
That's disgusting :/ At least you can narrow it down to who failed your class... Not so smart are they :)
loganmarquez 3
At least it was in a bag.
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Comments (162)
dubagemess 1
If you find out who it is, light it on fire and put it on their doorstep.
ImaMonstarr 3
You think you have it bad? I'm in my final year at school, my year group vandalised the school toilets because our head teacher cancelled our prom (we arrived at school late in fancy dress, shirts signed and a local church's union jack flag and their bunting, then had about 5 people from our year tell our year head to **** off). And then to top it off, on the saturday after our last day, someone set fire to the school office. You had it easy mate :L
KageKaldaka 6
You have My sympathy... I had a teacher a few years ago that very one hated her as a teacher because of her teaching method, and people still. complain about failing one of her final assignments. The reason? They were arguing that global warming didn't exist, but the thing that failed them was that they didn't understand what a credible source of information is.
chabaseball1816 6
I'm sorry, I ******* hate teachers...you probably deserved it
coolkitty154 11
^ Words of a guy who probably also failed high school, and blames it on his teacher.
hiandrews69 29
Interesting how students react to a grade... For an 'A' they say "I earned that A." However, for an 'F' they say "That teacher failed me" or "She/He gave me an F." Until we stop blaming teachers for the failure in this country, failure won't stop. Students (those who are older, that is) need to be more responsible and accountable for their own grades. If said student is not old enough, or still a minor under their parents' roof, parents should be held accountable. After all, whoever learned everything they needed to learn while ONLY at school? No one. Everybody has to do homework/study. Teachers can't hold your hand all the time.
xs4u 13
if u know who it is, take the back and dumb it on their head before u scream hell at them.
Euronymous93 29
Report that to the police. I'm pretty sure that's illegal and it will hopefully teach the kid a lesson: respect your authorities.
fallslikedominos 10
The Help teacher edition
Shadow9876 19
Match that delinquent's handwriting to his work.