Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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Top comments
azrael_xx 14
That's disgusting :/ At least you can narrow it down to who failed your class... Not so smart are they :)
loganmarquez 3
At least it was in a bag.
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Comments (162)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
at least the student didn't do a Cartman move and got up on your desk then took a shit :S
yankfan89 27
Or how Cartman ***** on Kyle's porch every morning so that his family will move.
shaza575 9
Don't let this discourage you, you're just doing your job. It would be worse if you were to pass them when they weren't ready.
IcedJesus 5
What If they were ready and op was one of those asshole teachers that marks shit way too hard. Failing someone doesnt effect op but it could ruin the lives of those she fail.
DelphiCat 17
Meanwhile, in Texas...
Marlie_May84 4
Yes? Do tell..
tony1891 22
kids these days. so immature I tell you.
I_Punch_Babies 7
thats when you leave a sack of menstrual fluid in their locker with a note saying "you failed yourself asshole!"
dc4 12
Or, you know, she could not act like a psycho bitch. Just spitballing here
I_Punch_Babies 7
you couldnt have missed the point any moreso if you fired blind with a crooked sight...
dc4 12
Well the sight wouldn't matter if you're firing blind, but what did I miss?
I_Punch_Babies 7
the point was that OP didnt fail the student but that the student failed him/her self. the bag was merely in an eye for an eye style of retaliation.
groupleader 7
At least they bagged it up for you. You lucky bitch.
iilovecokee 6
I'm sad to say that I haven't had many great teachers. None of them inspired me, motivated me or opened my eyes to the wonders of education. It's passion that they lacked. Is it their fault or are they defeated by their students' disinterest? Maybe you deserved the bag of shit, maybe you didn't - I don't know the circumstances. I respect what you do and hope you inspire and motivate your students. I hope you never fail someone because they're off by ~0.43%, unless they're in health care. Anyone that close to the failing mark and is aspiring to work in the health care industry should not be near any patients.
tobedd 13
Fly planes? Be lawyers? A fail is a fail and if it's only by 0.43% then maybe said student should have turned off the TV 0.43% more and applied himself 0.43% more.
lululu333 7
Why "unless they're in health care"? All the good and fair professors should give the same opportunities to all their students. If I do the same efforts as another student, I deserve to pass or fail like that student as well, we both earned the same no matter what we are aspiring.
iilovecokee 6
Let me put it in percpective for you. Let's say that 60% is a pass. You need surgery for appendicitis, there are only two available surgeons for the job. One of them averaged grades of 65%, the other one 70%. Which one do you want to remove your appendix? It's 5%, but I'd sure prefer to take my chances with 70% rather than 65%. To be honest, I wouldn't let either of them near me. That is at least 30% of knowledge that they are lacking. They should in no way shape or form have the same leniency as someone majoring in History, English or Art.
Krirn 21
At least you're not a "fat" bitch.
alfred07 18
Was the note handwritten? If so you could probably match the handwriting to see who left the note.
missalice0306 19
Their failure was nobody's fault but their own. Don't take it personally.