Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Sylverstone 2
Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.
skittlebabe 0
I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something
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Comments (244)
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
tell ur husband ur baby comes first, then wait for him to apologize for his rudeness. go ahead, hate on me.
wwerulez14 6
*Hates on you for your poor grammar*
sureshotrx 0
If you know his password, go onto his account and start whispering (IMing) random WoW players. Tell them you are a GM and need their password. Or you can spam the chat with WoW gold or leveling websites. This should get a perm ban since you would be using the same computer he does and thus same IP address, so even if he did try to explain to a GM what happened, it would still be breaking the TOS with 2 people on 1 account.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
^ THIS.
Zebidee 9
Wow - that's a lot of effort to go to compared to just telling him to get off the ******* computer.
MetalHead93GB 0
^ agreed. I can't imagine her going onto a computer whilst in labour, logging into WoW and spamming in /2 till their IP gets banned ... oh wait I can but I think it would take a bit more time than unplugging the PC or tell him to ninja the lewt on Roll, /gquit and /camp...
dius 0
why bother raiding when you replacing purple with green/blue in two days. terribad
kelvinlauky 2
this. lol
colorsofthewind 0
as i was reading this, there was a WoW ad at the top of the page lol irony.
Judus_beej 0
wow people grow up. it's a ******* game. wow is the Lamest thing I've ever come across. it's your ******* first child. kill yourself now so your child doesn't have an irresponsible father. too many in the world as it is. q
thisisLAUREN 0
I wouldve turned off the pc lmao
thatsrugged 2
lol now the husband has a scorned wife... and a kid... I feel sorry for the guy if shes like most women she will keep that baby weight on for a few years all the while complaining that she cant lose it... this is as much of a FML for her husband as for her :) hahah
solar_scythe 0
Hit him with something that will remind him of the pain you have endured during labor. Then duump him.
levin1983 0
wow that's a really dedicated daddy. glad you were allowed to breed him
Serr 0
There were no signs that he had his priorities out of whack BEFORE you decided to marry him and have his kid? Really?