Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Sylverstone 2
Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.
skittlebabe 0
I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something
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Comments (244)
_streets_ 19
lol wow someone needs to rethink there priorities
MrDanimal 0
Like not looking like a skeleton? fugly!!!
metal8214 0
what?
gkings18 1
or a convict
Mubus 0
13 got wtfpwned!
sallen0046 4
Do you not have an emergency transportation system in Australia? Or friends? Family? Surely there was someone you could have called, or something you could have done beside "plead" with your husband. Unplug the computer. Unplug the modem. Smack him violently in the head. If you really chose to sit around waiting, YDI.
starile 20
She's going into ******* labor, how much action do you think she is capable of? Sitting and waiting was probably all she could do, hence the FML.
LasAranas 0
You can't "delete" a WoW account. You can delete the characters, but he could just petition a GM to restore them, and then change his PW to keep you from getting back in. There aren't a lot of ways to sabotage the account permanently. Even if you got him hacked, he could restore. Maybe she could have grabbed his vent mic and said "THERE'S A BABY COMING OUT OF ME HE HAS TO GO" I've done a lot of raids, and when a guildie has to drop because of something important, no one reproaches them. If he says he can't leave, he's not thinking of his guild, only himself.
RatRodInk 0
kool
WONDERWB 2
Couldn't have said it better myself. I've never been in a raid where someone has said I gotta go my *kids, spouse, etc * need me and they were critisized or it. This "man" if he can be called that needs to have his priorities brought to light. A wife in labor is MORE important than WoW and so is everything else.
badintentions 0
huh? You're having a kid with this guy? I didn't think anyone slept with dorks that play World of Warcraft.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#17 You're way off-base with that assumption. :P Some ladies dig the dorky guys.
ahardwenis 0
I am one of the "dorky" guys that actually gets some action
emeraldimpact 0
Welcome to the internet, where we pound your wives into ground beef while you're at work.
decodingthepastx 0
ahaha true that
Stephie2009 0
lol I married one and had his kid
BWill9014 4
ppl that play mmorpg's get ass on the regular so stfu lol
kzwilling 4
My fiancée plays WoW & I love him.
Umbreon_Princess 12
I play WoW, I'm an 18 year old female, and I'm the only one in my relatiobship who plays it yet I still get more action than you likely do and even then it's fairly rare but that's my choice to not have sex every day that's the cause for that
DocBastard 40
You should have splashed him with the Amniotic Fluid of Death +3, hit him with the Frying Pan of Antioch +7, and called a cab.
Vlieto23 8
tbh I usually like your comments, but I thought that one was pretty lame. it was much funnier when you used it on the dungeons and dragons comment a few weeks ago. plus it doesn't work for wow as well as it did for d&d
starile 20
37, you really think this guy exists to entertain you at your whim?
DocBastard 40
Vlieto, it can't be comedy gold every time. To be honest, I haven't had much inspiration the past few days. The trolls all seem to be sleeping, and the FMLs have been tame. Ohhhh trooooooolls! Come and get some!
Cinn_fml 23
Doc, are you going to have to go troll baiting? :o :P I thought that comment was hilarious.
Zebidee 9
Vlieto23, why don't you PM Sirin and ask for your money back then?
wwerulez14 6
I liked Doc's comment. At least he's making a good effort.
l2spellbud 0
Did anyone read his comment? He needs trolls, not someone to kiss his ass. Starile, Vlieto was giving his/her opinion. Change your attitude, no one is here to +1 your trolling comments.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
fcu* u u bassterd. More lyk dr. ASSFACE.
DocBastard 40
Jane, if you're going to try trolling, at LEAST change your hair color!
Vlieto23 8
yes that is true. I guess you could say why fix what isn't broken eh? definitely learned my lesson though, don't criticize the doc, he can accept the constructive comment but his fan club will flip a lid
kittycatman2 3
Well honey that's what happens when you marry a child. His mother is so proud of him. Especially since he married a mother to take him off of her hands. Now you have 2 children to take care of. Aren't you happy. Love, peace & chicken grease.
masquerademama 0
i would tell him after the baby was born that you want a divorce scince WoW is more important to him.
emmakkate 0
HA! I would've just called someone else to take you cuz that guy is LAME!!!
Ranimal 12
Pshhh you can't just leave during an ICC raid! You're lucky it wasn't on the release of Cata or else you'd be SOL haha.
beatleschick1940 9
don't have children
prowler77 2
agreed
cheesecake19 0
lol I was going to say the same thing... she was lucky it wasn't on 12/7 or else she would of had to wait until he hit 85 lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes. I would have called one of my parents and/or a friend to take me instead.