Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
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KatieWagnerFab 0
Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.
Seegtease 0
Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.
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Comments (47)
natsandyou 0
what were you expecting a nine yr old to say?
ZoZo17_fml 0
you're so right.!!!
grantyboi 0
I was about to put that haha
fadingfaith 4
Why are people not replying to each others comments?
lezzy251 0
you shouldn't take it personally. I know I thought shirtless men were gross when I was 9.
nikkidoodle1995 0
Well honey, you got a pic of two girls on top of each other, and your username is lezzy, so obviously you think it's gross now. But that's cool just commenting.
Youknowit71 7
How did you know she was 9 :S
Jayms_fml 32
I was wondering the same thing! !
Calumae 8
What did you really expect her to do? She's at an age where she thinks boys still have cooties.
Sir_Swaggington 6
So OP is either fat, really hairy, or bony as hell. I wonder which. I'll guess fat and hairy.
Xotoolyxo 16
She's 9 years old, don't let her ruin your self esteem. It's not like you weren't trying to better yourself
_NJSchreck_ 4
This isn't an FML, that's just how 9 year olds react to that kind of stuff