BangBangBzzz
Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
spitty
Willoughby, United States
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Not helping
Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML
IckyAsmr
London, United Kingdom
Noise annoys
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Anonymous
Messy
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
mindy
United States
Treat Yourself Day (derogatory)
Today, I was supposed to be treating myself to a relaxing spa day, thinking it would be a great way to unwind. That was until the massage therapist somehow gave me a "reverse" massage that left me sore in places I didn’t know could get sore. I paid for this torture, and now I can’t even walk properly. FML
Pete
Today, it's the third day I've been at home recuperating from ear surgery. My surgery was on the same day my neighbor started renovating. There's been hours of jack-hammering every day I've been home. FML
creepingjennie
Droopy
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML
need sleep
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Severna Park, United States
I'm only sleeping
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Top comments
Nix96 23
Ah, the blissful, relaxing sound of banging, hammering and electrical tools.
creatureman 14
Maybe next time ask for some music or something to keep your attention off any distraction?
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Comments (26)
Richard6036 13
I would have asked for a rain check
dutchy86 20
did you at least have a happy end?
TripleDallas123 15
And that, my friends, is why ear buds exist.
vikky538 29
Isn't that center sound proof already?
zarrganaut 17
Talk about good timing, eh? Fyl op.
writergirl1029 17
I once had a massage in the room next to a woman who was hard of hearing. The two of them carries on a loud conversation the whole hour while my massage therapist decided to lecture me on what foods to eat, stretches to do, and lotions to use. She then tried to set up another appointment for a week later. I never went back.
wolfywolf23 6
Did you complain to the place? you could write a review on yelp?
liinkinparkfan97 34
What bad timing! Hopefully you were still able to enjoy the massage OP, even with all the noise!