Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Today, I took my son fishing and we did quite well, catching enough for several nights worth of meals. Then, as we were packing up, the dumbass tipped the whole lot back into the sea because he somehow thought the freaking ocean was subject to catch and release. Four hours wasted FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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3ph600v 15
I fish for redfish commercially, and I know that they may appear dead for hours however some still stay alive. they are tough bastards, and they are freakin sharp
Tromboneguy29 0
Just a fish? Have you ever caught a 50 pound redfish? That's definently a big deal. But anyway, you shouldv made sure it was dead. FYL
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Comments (107)
hikyle 0
omg, he caught a monster??? ur lucky he ran away, he may have killed you
stormin972 0
YDI. Club the SOB right after you land it then put it on ice.
bubber 0
I would wrap a net around your skinney neck if it was my fish. I almost got hit once just because a steelhead threw the hook befor I could get the net in the water. Accidently turning a trophy redfin loose like you did would be a hanging offence.
babygraceblue 0
terribly manly fail
Hobbz911 0
Zomg! It must've been teh red gyarados!!!!
ziqi92 0
dude, ur made of 100% win. thanks for making my day. :D
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Luckiest fish on Earth. I bet he turns to Jesus.
realggirl 0
Today, I attempted murder, but my victim survived. FML
Secret_Fire_King 0
OP didn't attempt murder.. He was giving the fish a bath..
Trooth 13
and you washed it in the ocean whyyy? and you didn't notice it was dead whyyy? and you needed to wash it in the first place whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?
paramorefan125 0
how tha fukk do u nt knoe tht ehts nt dead?! dumbass.
yourlifesfucked 0
lmao 76 shoulda used teh master ball!