Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bass Pro Shop
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML
Very fishy
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Nature is healing
Today, I took my son fishing and we did quite well, catching enough for several nights worth of meals. Then, as we were packing up, the dumbass tipped the whole lot back into the sea because he somehow thought the freaking ocean was subject to catch and release. Four hours wasted FML
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
I'll bite
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
Country life
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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3ph600v 15
I fish for redfish commercially, and I know that they may appear dead for hours however some still stay alive. they are tough bastards, and they are freakin sharp
Tromboneguy29 0
Just a fish? Have you ever caught a 50 pound redfish? That's definently a big deal. But anyway, you shouldv made sure it was dead. FYL
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your_face 15
For all you vegan hippies, shut up about fishing being cruel. Look at your teeth in a mirror. You see those pointed ones in the front? Know what they're designed for? Eating meat. Humans are designed to eat meat. Animals are designed to be eaten. It's completely natural. If human stopped eating animals, it would take out a huge link in the food chain, and animal populations would swell, and there wouldn't be enough food for all of the animals. Keep animal populations under control: eat meat!
pickme 0
Dear 84, The cows and chickens that most people eat are not from a wild ecosystem where the words "food chain" come into it. They are raised in ridiculous numbers that the natural environment can't support. Cattle pollute water sources, and reduce plant biodiversity where they graze (leading to reduced productivity and sustainability of ecosystems in terms of nutrient uptake, which means that nitrates and other critical nutrients leech out of the ecosystem). In the US, for every one pound of meat obtained from a cow, 16 pounds of grain are used up. This is a big deal to more than the vegan hippies; it also seems to be important to those interested in starvation all over the world, and the as grain shortages that make it even more difficult to feed the poor and the suffering. If you are eating meat that was not hunted, you have nothing to do with a natural food chain. The ONLY time eating meat has any effect to control animal populations in a natural environment is when it is not meat raised for eating. The generalized statements you made in the last three quarters of your comment suggested to me that you had no idea what the case regarding meat actually was, and so I felt called to educate you.
AcesAndEights 0
85 - The "16 pounds of grain" that it takes to produce beef isn't something that people eat, it's the shitty, low quality leftover grain that nobody wants. Feeding it to cattle isn't taking anything away from people.
ajmint 1
Hahaha! YDI; "plenty more fish in the sea"? I think not.
rawrfaceee 0
pwn3d.
stormin972 0
Whats with the epic post 85? Eating meat is natural. Eating processed soy is not. Don't push your views on the rest of us. I'm glad you don't eat meat. More for the rest of us.
amdspenc 0
85 - You make some good points, but the OP (and 84 for that matter) were talking about fishing in the ocean, in which case the meat *was* taken from the wild. Those arguments might hold up for a stocked pond.
thekillercure21 0
85, the poor aren't given grain, they're given real food or at least food stamps, which account for actual food. I seriously doubt your statistic as well, but even if it did stand true, the nutrients in 1 pound of meet > the nutrients in 16 pounds of grain. Hungry and suffering people don't need stomachs full of crap, they need the nutrients that will keep them alive. And your sarcasm in that last sentence was just unnecessary. Pretty arrogant and asshole-ish as well. Besides, the OP is just stupid. Why the hell would you want to wash a fish for any reason other than to cook it?
42billybob 5
"i swear it was THIS big!"
Troutman561 0
You deserved it. You cant keep a redfish over 27in in Florida( about a 5lb fish). Nice job breaking the law. Look it up if you must.