Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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Comments (280)
FarSide 23
So, does anyone think Texas weather sucks? What sucks is all the postings where the only intelligent things people can say is "it sucks".
Jonno8825 0
Dr.Pepper!!! I have to Import it.... I'm Aussie
Comicmischief 0
Khakis? You were wearing Khakis in Texas? And you aren't dead?
Nathan727_fml 0
Might never move out of the state, that is.
KarmaHatesUs 0
I'm allergic to sunlight. If I catch the sun, I get: -migraines -tired and dizzy -burned -heat rash -loss of appetite -minor asphyxia -sore stomach This is why I live in Scotland. And still wear 50+ from May-September.
Countryboy11 0
98 degrees isn't bad at all.
gross__ 0
that's disgusting D:
babykk 0
man that suckssss haha i love the hot texas weatherr i live in conroe and it was 100 degrees today so i take it your not from texas? cuz if you were youd be used to the heat and hudmidity? but any ways SHSU is the best school in texasss hahaha :)
not_a_valentine 0
ugh, I was at UNT (North Texas) today for orientation and it was freaking humid all day long... sweat sweat sweat. But I'm generally used to Texas weather. Still...
magunn 0
to #183, im terribly sorry i did not realize that you were a vampire and that the word "sucks" would offend you so much!!! : ( no need to be a grammer-nazi, FARSIDE.
magunn 0
to #177, if you hate texas soo much why don't you stay in california!
thabeast 0
Georgia is hot and humid worse than TEXAS
masquerade08 0
Depends where in Texas you are. Houston beats Georgia. Dallas doesn't.