Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
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Dale_xD 15
Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L
Vanity_Knight 3
Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD
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Comments (116)
pkjayk 0
how was bowling after?
MadaZer0 8
... Yes... Yes we do...
5lug 0
it's cuz u suck
sijumpk 0
I also think so
xxicyblues77 0
ouchh that happenedd to me once.. it hurttt hahaa imm sorryyy
Tripout 0
0_0 FORGET #36. ^^^^THIS is even mire random XD but funny
Tripout 0
dammit I meant MORE
samantha_durano 6
#62: up your ass. #78: why thankyou :)
corbandioxide 1
wait a sec... according to the Simpsons, doodle means ****. so dosent the name snickerdoodle mean you have a **** the size of a snickers bar???
astro2 0
isnt that a cocksized snickers bar? btw go to clubs/libraries/cafes and meet new friends and dump your old ones just the shout in ear would piss me off, let alone a bowling ball ti the toe. i bet they even laughed. i bowling would crush a toe sending great pain to the person, hows is that funny? if i punched and broke your nose, would that be funny?
acbarr 0
you shouldnt have dropped it