Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Got insurance ? Hopefully the damage isn't to bad . Wonder why she didn't learn in a parking lot or empty street...
mostdope_alissa 6
at least it wasn't your daughter in another one of your cars.
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Comments (104)
aliciavanham 13
And you saw it happen, the horror:p
Sakuraashita 15
"The teenage neighbor girl"... Every neighborhood has exactly one...
pic516 9
This has the makings of a good porno
KatyLarae 13
Hope all parties have insurance...
DonutDonut 9
Holy crap that must suck! I'm so sorry that happened! Hopefully you have insurance and that it covers most of the costs. Im so sorry for you!!
travismassie 7
Yea there is definitely no app for that
soulreaper12296 28
Who the hell uses someone else's cars to practice parallel parking?
LisaDay 14
thats how i learned to parallel park.
limabeans101029 21
And me
shinikageWolf 15
Maybe park in a garage or drive way from now on?
FML_14u2c 14
At least you know who did it...
worldclassrager 41
The pressure of parallel parking is pretty great...hope insurance will cover that