Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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devildog562 33
Got insurance ? Hopefully the damage isn't to bad . Wonder why she didn't learn in a parking lot or empty street...
mostdope_alissa 6
at least it wasn't your daughter in another one of your cars.
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Comments (104)
awkotaco333 15
That's like a real life cartoon
Jenn_love69 12
What a reaction xD Next time tell her where is the break pedal
annarcheer 19
insurance. or make her pay.
demonfacee 14
I hope you have insurance. She's a teen driver, as long as she's not driving drunk or high and not intentionally trying to crash, she's good.
hellowisaid 15
That's a FML from her point of view.
cornyrob 33
If she was parking between your wife's car and you (as you said in the post), why didn't you just get out of the way?
rocker_chick23 27
Kind of hard to do if OP was inside his house watching her. No where in the post did it say OP was in his car.
limabeans101029 21
66- They were making a joke (I think). The fml is worded in a way that could be interpreted as the girl parking between OP (as in his person, not his car) and his wife's car. (It was a pretty bad joke)
rocker_chick23 27
I agree #67, it was a horrible joke.
cornyrob 33
Sorry, as a grammar Nazi with mild OCD, i couldn't let it pass
lazyslumber 18
Double whammy
JayDay_123 18
This reminds me of the time I ran head first into a mirror of a mirror maze.
rocker_chick23 27
How the hell did you manage to do that?
raichu23154 10
have u ever been in one before rocker_chick23 its hard to tell what a mirror and not a mirror
rocker_chick23 27
#89: I have been in them, I have never ran into any mirrors. I guess I am a lot more coordinated than many people. I use my arms to feel around, it is not that hard to do.
Bree12345 15
If she hit the accelerator, wouldn't she still be going backwards if the car was in reverse?
LisaDay 14
unless she let off the brake while shifting and her rolled backwards into his car.
AquaManatee 8
Women, What are you going to do.