Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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Elovena 9
Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.
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noncom 12
It is a sign that your father is epic because he somehow managed to get a 9mm in New Jersey.
gracehi 33
While you can't get a permit to carry a gun as a civilian in New Jersey unless you join a militia, it would be a violation of the Second Amendment for the state of New Jersey to ban guns completely. You can get a permit to own a gun in New Jersey, but you must then register it and keep it in your home. Although you'd likely have to purchase the gun out of state because during the 15 years I spent living there, I never saw a single gun shop.
SlickRick12002 7
A very epic win
perdix 31
If he hit the spider, it's both. If he missed, you're just crazy.
doglover100 29
Epic win.
fj19 9
Must have been cool to see in slow motion.
Yodaevil 4
That's a myth busters episode written all over it!
deransc 19
Everything is better in slow motion
russfml 31
I'd go with your dads a trigger happy redneck no offense op. Lmao
wironandine 8
Epic what? This generation...
metalmasher 6
Your generation raised us. Before you look at us, look in the mirror and at your parents.
gracehi 33
Is your dad available? I'd like to have his babies.
Karson_Brooks 2
.44 is a better spider killer.
dead_insects 18
but a Desert Eagle .50....? *purr* Oooh yea!
deransc 19
Yeah but at more than $1 per bullet...
1happymummy 14
Its an awesome mix of crazy and win. Go dad!