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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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laden_swallow09 35

Normally, that'd be a win. Unfortunately, since he fired a weapon inside the house at a SPIDER, your folks are crazy.

maythebeautiful 2

That is beyond amazing.

BIGxJOSH 5

That's a win in my book

Deroni76 5

By using Internet-Math, Crazy plus Win equals Epic Win

makymama 0

Awesome!! He should get Father if the Year!!

megamandude455 10

Both

citymayer 7

But..but..THE CEILING?!

someguy314159265 15

Of course it's both. It's the same reason I would want to stay away from two guys dressed as Cloud and Sephiroth who are fighting with real swords.

UltimateGIRness 16

Sounds like somethin my dad would do.and yes we are redneck