kalikanna
Piscataway, United States
Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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Elovena 9
Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.
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linkinpark98 24
I'm pretty sure it's an epic win. :D Be happy, OP!
cabarbsmonroe 1
I actually find this to be reasonable! Spiders are nasty little creatures! Kudos to your dad!!
ChristineAnn58 8
Haha ******* redneck. Badass!
kalikanna 0
Yes that's exactly what my dad is, which is why it wasn't surprising lol
osm1989_fml 6
Well, the spider was an intruder. That seems like a perfectly natural and reasonable reaction.
everton99 16
This really feels like something you'd see on Family Guy or American Dad.
whiterabbit420 4
Cause cleaning up some spider guts from smushing the thing definitely takes way longer than repairing a bullet hole in the ceiling..... It's not an epic win. Your dad might be crazy or he might just be dumb. Really, really dumb.
kimg0885 23
Maybe he just really hates spiders? Guess Wilber will be lonely tonight.
Sai_Run614 7
Not Crazy just seriously RedNeck!
dead_insects 18
I have a serious soft spot in my heart for a true redneck male :)
Sai_Run614 7
Americans. So pathetic some times..most of the time.
dead_insects 18
would MUCH rather be American than ANYTHING else!!! kiss my proud American ass!!
BubbleGrunge 18
If my father shot a spider with a gun inside my house, I'd have him committed. Seriously, what was so difficult about grabbing a shoe or newspaper or any other object to kill it with? No, let's shoot off a gun in a house where my children are. Cleaning up a bullet hole is the best outcome of this story, he's lucky it didn't ricochet off the ceiling and hurt someone.
metalmasher 6
Ceilings are made of drywall. The average person could punch a whole through drywall. Im pretty sure a 9mm bullet would have no problem going through drywall especially since a 22LR round can do it with ease. Don't be ignorant.
BubbleGrunge 18
Right because shooting at Spider is by all means intelligent. Sorry I don't shoot guns so I couldn't tell you what they are like, but chances are he's less likely to hurt someone with a newspaper than a bullet.
rubberduckie94 13
My husband once shot a snake in the kitchen with a gun. He has shot a mouse in a trash can( i told him that was mean but i did understand he is entirely phobic of mice if I would have been home I would have took it outside) seriously a bullet would not bounce off a ceiling. If he was a good enough shot to hit the spider I am sure he knew it was safe.
trucker67 10
Why people are thumbing this comment down is beyond me - the father should be arrested for this totally reckless act .
laundryninja 1
Na your dad's just a bad ************! Epic Win!