kalikanna
Piscataway, United States
Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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Elovena 9
Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.
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crazy4books23 13
Definitely an epic win.
Quikraptor 8
Your dad is my hero.
HyperBowser1 3
Thats just plain Badass!
bizarre_ftw 22
Both. Those two usually go hand in hand - I suggest working on your fighting skills and reflexes though (just incase the place snaps one of these days)
brandy1 5
Guns suck, period! Too many people needlessly killed and too many families being torn apart for no reason! Why do you think in the UK that there are only eight murders per year. Because guns are illegal. It's common sense. All you gun activists that constantly the second amendment. The Second Amendment says that people have the right to Bear arms to form militias. It refers to a time back in 1770s when when the country was trying to declare independence from Britain. All you gun activists have mangled it over the years. Makes me sick.
LiceDownUnder 3
Ok if there are no guns for the public, then what happens when black market dealers and underground drug runners who have guns illegally, hold up and rob innocent people with no way to fight back? People need guns for protection because believe it or not, the US has higher crime rates in large cities.
brandy1 5
Hello idiot. Just law enforcement would be allowed to carry arms. Not the public! God you're stupid!
TallestThoughts 12
Alright, so you're saying people aren't able to obtain illegal items? People break laws all the time, there would still be guns and crime involving guns. Especially if the second amendment was thrown out at this point.
alicexo_fml 8
That means we would have to completely trust in our government and law enforcement. Have you seen the state of America lately??? They're not doing a very good job. And the founding fathers made the second amendment, and all our rights, so we would be able to be independent and fend for ourselves in case whoever (including the government) was a threat.
ashra_Raivyn 2
Wow no your the dumb one here. Ok so when u can't fend for yourself with an illegal gun pointed at your head who's the idiot now?! Good luck at reaching your phone to dial 911. And have u seen the videos of police officers beating helpless innocent people? Who's on our side NO ONE!
sadistmonkey 19
Question is, even if you do have a gun, do you have the guts to shoot another human being, even if you are skilled enough to aim well and not have the gun taken from you? Just because you have a gun doesn't necessarily mean that you're safer.
gunfan500 3
I respect your opinion and everything, but my teacher once told me that in Scotland, there is practically ANY crime because everybody owns a gun. Plus there's the always famous argument that guns don't kill people, people kill people. And I just had to troll and comment on this because of my username...
enriqa 12
I agree with 183 completely! I mean, guns are illegal in Mexico too, and they have virtually NO murders or violence at all. ... Wait...
crauen 0
screw shooting the wings off a fly, shoot the legs off of a spider.
sammySamantha 0
Did it leave a dent?
LiceDownUnder 3
Redneck. No, not because he owns a gun, but because he shot his own ceiling with a pistol. Having that little regard for your home, and the fact that he shot a spider, SCREAMS hillbilly
crankawank 19
Winners and crazy people are one and the same.
guitarh4 7
How is this an FML? This is more like an MLIA or U MAD BRO? moment.