FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

399

kalikanna tells us more.

kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (399)

op90 6

I don't know OP, that does seem pretty bad ass ;p

shy_girl13 1

epic win hands down.

Drizzelhell 3

If your dad shoots a spider with a gun, instead of simply smashing it! You might be a redneck. But on a serious note thats a bit if both epic with and the family curse of craziness setting.

kitten1323 19

It sounds like your life is full of yes.

stormchaser24 24

What are you talking about 117, there are more fun crimes where guns are illegal. Some parts of the US have way too many gun laws where gun crimes are high. Laws are only for people who follow them. The 2nd rocks!!!!

robohobosapien 5

either you dad really hates spiders or really loves guns. hell, why not both?!

Inediblepeaches 15

Win

Coxyx 1

Don't let that nut carry guns if hes gonna missuse like that, christ with idiots like him no wonder more and people are for stricter gun control. For good reason too

auspycious 0

overkill! and I agree with shooting it