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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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inventindascene 5

Someone needs to get laid

menacingsprite 3

Was this spider the giant spider that could jump? Then you no longer have to worry about sleeping at night. Your dad just saved your life.

PoshLife_Cross 5

That's impressive as Hell. Peter Parker probably won't like it, but that's definitely an epic win.

christa953 12

awesome!!

tmamrot 1

Definitely not a fail. You're on the wrong site for that.

SurpriseGiggity 4

I hit you deserved it... Because nothing about that sucks... Its all win

Urpoppy 21

First of all he probably missed and secondly why are you killing spiders? Catch it and put it outside. Double fail and yes, crazy.

metalmasher 6

Ur life is a fail. Its a SPIDER. just incase u didn't know spider venom kills. I dare you to catch a brown recluse or a black widow and put it out of your house. I guarantee you will have an infestation if you let it live.

ralip 3

That's a sure sign of a person who shouldn't have access to guns.

charlton2142 5

Bat shit crazy

erinchick1 7

Epic win! Your dad is badass and my hero I am terrified of spiders!