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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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friedbunnies 9

The fact that you're undecided proves the latter...

winnerme123 8

That's a great shot so I'd call it an epic win.

coolbrony12 3

Epic win

cutemonsterx3 6

Now hes going to have bad luck!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

If you shoot a spider, you get bad luck? I've never heard that one before :P

tinysocks 11

Insanity! What happens when a fly he's after darts in front of your mom or something...just sayin, it's a Darwin award in the making...

ArielTheMermaid 17

This should be on MLIA......that's a win

sweetsammiedee21 6

Epic win OP!! Your dad is pretty...badass! xD

SimplyEerb 3

Spider was asking for it

smittys 7

Asking for it! Look where it was! Anyone get the reference?

porcupineattack1 5

Your dad is awesome!!!