Exodiafinder687
Tampa, United States
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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davidpropert 32
Gardening 101: pants are your friend
jigglypuff34 16
The real definition of a fire crotch.
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Ben12345_fml 18
This is stolen! I saw this a few weeks ago
Izabushel 65
It's not stolen. You saw it in moderation. It didn't make it through that time. This time it did.
Exodiafinder687 58
I was the one who submitted it. I resubmit all my FMLs that get rejected a couple of times hoping that they will get published on the second or third time. I haven't been awarded the badge yet, but I'm hoping that's only a temporary glitch.
irish_lad 16
4 year olds will tell everything they see
RoamingHobo 9
Good thing they only bit you. it's the stinging that can be the real bitch ;)
siggy_mcsigx 22
Ooooh! When I was little I sat on a fire ant hill in the garden! I definitely feel your pain.
gintwinsmoore 20
I got 5 on it!
Delsanity 13
Nothing worse than ants on your towel when you come out of a shower.
smokecloud_ 37
Spiders. Spiders are always worse.
Boren 11
I got one of those mother f****** in my boot during a training exercise once ouch you have my utmost sympathy FYL
limegreenpoopie 31
Ouch, sorry bro :/
JerryClark 17
That's a spicy meata balla
Exaspera 55
They are absolutely horrible. They grab with their pincers and then sting. The blisters stay for a long time and can even leave scars.