Exodiafinder687
Tampa, United States
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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davidpropert 32
Gardening 101: pants are your friend
jigglypuff34 16
The real definition of a fire crotch.
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Teyros 24
Time to bring in the men in black with their memory wiping things.
kurodansei 16
Neuralizers. Not a toy.
vikky538 29
Ants in your pants.... bites on your balls
False_Stupidity 42
And if the OP is female?
sunnyskys 25
then they bit her lips.... wow now I wonder how bad it would feel to have they're clit bit?
Jennandco 25
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That kid should be more considerate, I thought kids were meant to be sweet? Hope you feel better soon, OP
writerchic85 26
He's 4. What do you expect?
Jennandco 25
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I suppose I just know the best kids then
iwadasn 33
39 I doubt you know any kids at all. At 4 years old, they rarely understand what's appropriate to share and what they should keep to themselves.
abNormal62 23
Quick before the swelling reduces take some pictures for your Craig's list as Might as well make the best out of a bad situation
buckdharma 38
The fire ants were only doing their job. They put out the fire in people's pants, risking their lives in the process.
MattStro 23
Geez op, that seems like a bad day :/ sorry.
kingdutchhy 19
Well, at least you don't have chlamydia... You'd be giving strip teases all over the place then.
Exodiafinder687 58
OMG!!! Did one of my FMLs finally get published!?
Exodiafinder687 58
I'd like to think the academy for these badges that I will hopefully receive soon. Also, I was afraid that a certain part of my anatomy might have needed to be amputated. They would have just needed to find a dump truck big enough to haul it away in first. ;)
Izabushel 65
It was a long hard slog, but you finally did it! I'm very proud of you. Hope your intimate parts will be ok soon.
Exodiafinder687 58
Bad news everyone. Due to a glitch the mods say that I can't get the badge for having an FML published for this one. So now I have to try and get a second one published to get my badge.
Evil_Jester 17
That bites in so many ways!!!
Rvcked 10
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punch the little shit
devi_916 39
Punch a 4 yr old? That's pretty harsh. The scene had to be funny to watch for him. Sounds like there's something besides fire ants in your pants.