Exodiafinder687
Tampa, United States
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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davidpropert 32
Gardening 101: pants are your friend
jigglypuff34 16
The real definition of a fire crotch.
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AnimeDreams 14
The only thing im concerned about is how a four year old knows what that is xD Funny stuff OP, and hopefully it didnt hurt to much after it was over !
Knightchaser27 25
Would he stop for a twenty
momac86 17
Hee hee sry but it's pretty funny trying to picture that ants in your pants dance
havahnegila 22
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
Exodiafinder687 58
I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.
Exodiafinder687 58
Also, I want to thank Lesser for helping me find the perfect way to phrase this FML. She is a genius when it comes to knowing how to reword an FML to make it even funnier.
Izabushel 65
So glad you finally made it. And I'm glad everything worked out. Hope you feel better soon.
TheTrainKid 20
After 55 submissions you finally made it. Congratulations OP!
livinginabook 24
Your follow ups sounded like a thank you speech after an actor gets an emmy XD
The_Sadist 13
You have my sympathies OP. I once ended up in the hospital because of those little red bastards. My boss told me to hose off the outside of the store (the pollen gets brutal down here, everything is a shade of yellow), as I finished I saw welts forming all over my body for no apparent reason. On the way to the ER (4 miles down the road) I was halfway there, and felt something on the back of my neck, by the time I got to the ER it felt like I'd been given a shot of Novocaine. Wasn't until I was in the ER that I noticed an ant. Once the swelling went down I counted at least 16 bites (that I can recall). Three were on my pinky, and it had doubled in size before the Benadryl and what not kicked in.
thatguynamedsky 32
i remeber playing in an ant pile full of them in elementary, those things are brutal
hyy 9
Bhhcvgg
randomuser15 14
Spicy Boys
Exodiafinder687 58
It's hard to believe that it's already been 2 years since I got my first and only FML published.