Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
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zinnath 9
That would of been a funny YouTube cat video.
xnyletak 17
You should upgrade to a dog.
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Comments (71)
maemismile 22
That's a sign that your cat may be sick. He's trying to let you know so you can get him help. Call your vet immediately
touch_phobia 13
I don't get why anyone down voted this. usually when a cat doesn't use his litter box THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG. Either his litter box is full, he's stressed, he doesn't like his litter, or there is a medical problem!!
SoultheWolf 19
I can't vote on this one.. Because we don't know if your cat is an asshole or you deserved it. Because, my cats only peed around the house if their litter box wasn't cleaned. Only learned that mistake once! On the other hand, if you haven't neutered your male cat he will also do that.
KittyGoesRawrzzz 2
Ewwww did you drink it?!??
breakinlegs 19
That is why I'm a dog person.
squideth 18
Yeah cuz dogs never pee on things randomly, right? Oh wait...
breakinlegs 19
maybe your shit dog
awilliams44 9
Why am I sill laughing?
worldclassrager 41
Cats...either love them or hate them...
XBurytheCastleX 25
Thats unusual to even evil cats. I think you should bring the cat to the vet.
Ashleyraye22 6
There could be something wrong with him if he's randomly started doing that. Take him to the vet if this isn't a normal occurrence.
touch_phobia 13
Even if it is a normal occurrence there might be a problem
bushada 18
Sounds like you scared the piss out of him!
Mackay92 14
golden shower