Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
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zinnath 9
That would of been a funny YouTube cat video.
xnyletak 17
You should upgrade to a dog.
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RavenDesired 10
This happened to me when I was a kid.
darklink7117 7
That's what you get for having a cat. Dogs don't do that.
Kaptainawesome 6
Cats are disgusting.
last12yeara 1
Animals actually don't do anything out of spite. Maybe you should clean the cat box more often or there is a territorial issue..? Definitely a weird place to pee.
katertott 44
One of my cats peed on my feet while I was sleeping in bed. It about destroyed my comforter. Hopefully they don't imitate yours and upgrade to peeing on my pillows.
adam_tajyar 10
U might want to make sure ur cat is properly potty trained
Blavock 12
Kill the cat and get a real pet
elusiveshame 22
Clean your cats litter box more often and this wouldn't happen
middlenamefrank 8
First question: When was the last time you cleaned out the litter box? Would YOU want to have to pee in something that looked like yours does? Second question: When was the last time the vet had a look at kitty? Obviously, if you couldn't talk, you'd have limited ways to tell someone when you were feeling ill. Very often with cats, and dogs too, the first sign of illness is abnormal toilet behavior. So take kitty in for a checkup, and keep the litter box clean. Responsible pet ownership keeps both the pet and the household happy and healthy.
JanisEvans 10
Stop yelling and take the poor thing to the vet. My cat did that once. When she had a UTI.