Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Komatose 0
Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...
ilikerainbows 0
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (277)
lifeisabitch43 4
Gee, I hope it wasn't that snail from "SpongeBob".
kaylapple 1
you need a girl, not a snail!
kayalove_fml 2
Favorite FML. My friend in studyhall showed me this and the ex Marine teacher screamed at us cause I wasn't breathing.
wopandproud 0
Ouch. Go get laid. Maybe put her in a snail suit XD
mr_bad_ass_ 0
So what your saying is.... You wanna **** that snail
MsBHaven 8
Hhmmm.. try picturing a couple of blind and semi-senile old men tryna have a gay encounter for the 1st time without being quite sure about how or what they're doing: They spend approx 4 hours cuddling, slow dancing and slobbering over each other to get in the mood, then another few awkward moments trying to join their protuding erections, after which they remain stationary for another few hours looking half dead n trying to get their breath back. Eventually somebody gets owned and slinks off with a spermy snail dart attached to their side!.. OK that's nothing like the image I depicted earlier but still.. Slightly interesting, definitely NOT on turning!
yumyumyummy 0
I hate to be a spoil sport but snails only go next to each other then shoot there sperm in. Fail!
WhyAmUHere 19
Must have been a pretty long video.
_bbybustitopen 9
Dude. I feel you. it's been so long since i've gotten any that i could see a dog hump someones leg and get turned on ahhaha .
Whatapuffchild 23
you have interesting **** fetish