Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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Top comments
Komatose 0
Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...
ilikerainbows 0
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.
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Comments (277)
vanessa_nessa_08 0
thats funny lol
koeda 0
Snails are molluscs GASTROPODS not insects. and they actually do it pretty good lol
absurdmoment19 0
well then... hope u had fun with that.
Desertman123 4
you'd be surprised what some people get "woodys" at, it just "happens", dont worry, i got one screwing in a lightbulb (THAT WAS ONE HOT BULB HARHARHARHARHAR)
littlecat_fml 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKPBCXdR6yo ;)
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Kinky. :]
acertijo 0
that IS funny and made me laugh :o) now, FYL
SoJustFriends 0
That's the number one indicator that you need to get laid, soon.
butteredtoast 0
This is a really lame FML, though I've seen worse. At least it's not, "Today, my mouth watered over a dog food commercial. FML" Or "Today, my grandmother commented about some hockey player's 'package'. FML"
Brasil_fml 0
kinda slow, aren't you btw, lol at number 96