Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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b023d 0
wow, one word. FAIL.
elfknight 0
The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."
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Comments (92)
where_i_stood 0
that's two words.
pariah411 0
Hahahaha this made my day. Maybe she'll lose weight and NOT die of heart disease! He could have just saved her life.... But YDI for being a chubby chaser
nightmarish_fml 0
number 38 ur a complete asshole, and 'failman' why the **** would you do that? i hope she slapped you, or dumped you
fmlfreshie 6
JERK!
Rach_star 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, dumbass
Hockeylover87_71 0
hahaha *high 5's OP*
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for dating a fat chick. Have some standards, for ****'s sake.
nikkimontgomery 0
43, you're an asshole. And this is really funny. Except if your girl was making a joke by asking that question, in which case it's a dick move.
Choppybros90 0
this should be the girlfriend's FML
LoosechangeXxXx 0
One of the funniest things ever but really mean and if your girlfriend asks you that you are supposed to lie.