Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
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Comments (118)
Luckster 0
Good luck getting outta that one!
freaky_farzy 0
lmao! my best friend faked her engagment today! hahaha
Eddie_Paints 0
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YDI for looking up as the plane passed over!
Timmo_fml 2
Could you be any more retarded?! By your logic he'd go through life not looking at anything just incase, on the offchance, there was a banner attached to whatever he was looking at, asking someone girl with the same name as his girlfriend to marry him. YDI fail.
guitarbeast 22
Troll fail
blaaaaakely 0
Good luck getting out of that one.
Ecnassianer 0
Why not just marry her, then? Whoever it was saved you the stress of deciding when to propose and whatnot... Unless you were about to break up with her. But otherwise your life isn't really ****** :/
maskedman 9
you obviously have never been married.
talaina 2
OP's life could very well be ******. It's all well and good to say that a year and a half is long enough to get married, but we don't know any details. What if the OP is only 16 or 17? What if the OP had higher education he planned to finish before settling down? What if the OP and his girlfriend aren't financially ready for marriage? If OP was ready for a proposal he probably would have done it himself, but it doesn't sound like he's very ready.
cabbitt 0
What if the OP is an alien, 60? What if he's going to die next week? What if he's.... It doesn't matter. No pity or f-ing his life. He could have nut up and told her it wasn't him and he didn't. He just went home and whined about it online.
voveraite 7
Hm, how about a looong engagement? Like wait till they finish college or something. However, major FYL, if OP had doubts about the relationship.
bossiercitybeast 0
I c no fml unless u was breakin it off so no fml dumbass
chocolatemuffin 0
maybe she ordered a plane? girls do strange things to get married.
maskedman 9
yuppers. this sounds like a trap.
mickeyymouse 0
No, that's just you being cynical. I'm quite positive there would be more than one Cassie in California with a boyfriend.
jverdouw 0
lol, she probably ordered it herself!
xSPiDERPiGx 0
she totally ordered the plane...
maskedman 9
The OP better do some explaining…or go ring shopping.