Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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puffingdragons 0
Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.
ohreally123 0
He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.
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King_of_Kings 3
#6 hey whats up Jimboom? the King is back. and i was gonna say the same thing you said. not word for word but something like that.
oooh_dear 0
lose him. then find a guy who cares about you more than anything. and wants the world to know that your his. and then do some massive pda in front of the ex.
Hungriger_Hugo 0
If he's shy, don't worry. Not everybody likes a prove of love in public.
anaphaseii 0
If he's shy, you might wanna prep him on some nicer ways to say things - that was kind of rude, but we didn't hear the intonation, so we really can't say. My first impression, though, was that he's a prick. Be honest with yourself: Is he? If he is, for the love of god, break up with him. You can do sooooooo much better.
maddog_fml 0
I agree with #8 He must be shy, otherwise he would not walk with you threw the hallway.
Jimboom 12
Hey Kings. Glad to see the ban didn't keep you down. ;) But yea, all well and good to hear the girls side of the story but if she is scary ugly then I refer to the old saying about scooters "Great fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on it". The other side of the story might go something like this "Today in a moment of complete depression and loneliness I hooked up with this girl at school who is not only fugly but a social outcast. Problem is she is all over me in public, even though I have told her I don't want people to know about us and that it is only a sex thing. FML"
domolovesyoshi 33
What is wrong with you, you're seriously shallow, again beauty is in the eye of the beholden. 1: you need to learn tact and modesty 2: you're kind of a dick 3: I can guarantee someone on this planet probably thinks you're ugly
King_of_Kings 3
yo Jimboom i totally agree with you there. damn, its good to be back. miss me?
fourwheelsoffury 0
I've been in this situation before. Break it off while its still easy. If he isn't respectful of the relationship and doesn't want people to know your dating he isn't worth your time.
Jimboom 12
How could I not? ;-)
King_of_Kings 3
#19 i dont know how to answer that. except by saying I Am The King Of Kings!!