Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
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Comments (154)
5253 0
Weeellll next time don't kick the the can duh!
fissionman1 0
Hornets or wasps, doesn't matter. The only stinging insect to follow you 2km would be an Africanized Bee (killer bee). No wasp or hornet would protect their nest that far away. This story is at least partially embellished.
chipmunkman 5
I don't think someone would take the time to differentiate between a hornet, wasp, or African killer bee while getting chased by said angry creature
RunZoneFive 0
Didn't know they lived in empty small spaces as well as their nests
lilmisslovely13 15
they were probably just attracted to the pop. hornets/wasps/bees like that kind of sweet stuff
123sploosh 0
YDI for kicking things.
Cattiva 0
Fuf. This is the school material... For future - if the rhinoceros will run on you, please, just do 2 steps on left or right...
fxdxhk90 0
You should have enough common sense not to do that. Bees and hornets are attracted to sweet things ( like whatever soda was left in the can). But still this is pretty awful, fyl.
dummydory 4
At least you got execise
S01iDuS 0
For the love of comedy I hope the Benny Hill theme song was playing during all of this
Cattiva 0
I'm crying XD Thank you for such a comment...
fretforyerlatte 0
Best. Comment. Ever.
Paige_Nicole10 0
bahahahahahhahhahahahaha you should of picked it up instead of kicking it like a baby if you we're mad about them littering
lizzilla8297 2
then they wouldve gotten his/ her face instead of just chasing her. but yeah, she/he should've done that. stupid. XD
mjsdabeast 0
ydi you retard for kicking the can!!! you should've picked it up and thrown it away!!! you stupid pieace of shit