Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
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Comments (154)
evey274 1
aside from the attack of hornets/wasps... you are a hypocrite. you are mad that someone left it and kicked it rather than picking it up yourself? that doesnt make sense.
Brie_88 0
hornets are wasps... read the comments before posting!
lizzilla8297 2
stupid ass. hornets and wasps aren't the same thing. a hornet is a type of bee, a wasp isn't. YDI
cthulhu97 0
YDI for calling it pop
jamsackson 0
You were angry that someone left it there, so you just kicked it somewhere else instead of throwing it away? YDI for being a lazy, hypocrytical douche.
DisappearingRose 18
You should've just stepped on it.
h0ckey1o1 0
omg a whole 2km whatta run u must be exhausted
FloorKnocker 12
YDI. You werent helping by kicking it.
Nomosaur 0
Were they hornets or wasps? O.o
dhbbabygirl 6
I would have crapped my pants and fainted