Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
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Comments (154)
madasahatter 0
Next time try recycling the can instead of kicking it. Karma's a bitch.
PhantomxBrave 0
I don't think many hornets could fit in the can. and why did you kick it for if you were angry? Could have just thrown it away..... But yeah that gotta be scary
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Hahaha that's hilarious. You should have stepped on it, then they'd have been dead. They do chase you very far tho, a long time ago in second grade, some of my friends threw a rock at a hornet nest in their mailbox (long story), and they chased us for about 3 blocks till we got to a house. I had a scooter :D
ELEPHANTRA 0
Oh, canadians. You gotta love 'em!
iSmellNice 2
YDI for being angry at litterbugs
dcfan44 0
it sounds fake and YDI for walking to work
BigRedMan15 0
So, just wondering first it was hornets, then it was wasps... make up your damn mind.
mmeow 0
so I created this account to come on here and defend Canadians. 1. For the people that said YDI for using km as a unit of measurement: In case you didn't know this, there are OTHER countries than America!! OMG no way.. and most of said countries use the metric system. so maybe its time for your country to get with the times. 2. "pop" is not throwing back to the 1950's. We say pop here and some places I've been in America also say pop. sooo.. who cares? It's regional dialect. Im sure you call things different names within your OWN country depending on where you live. 3. Saying YDI for being Canadian is the stupidest ******* thing I've ever heard. How can living in a different country somehow make it okay for bad things to happen to you? Last I heard Canadians we're much more accepted and welcomed all over the world than Americans are. I would never say that I wish bad things upon you ignorant posters for being American.. although maybe you should get an education and become a little more cultured. And lastly, I'm not defending the OP because they ARE stupid for what they did and they DID deserve it.
Brunus_fml 0
Gotta love people who refer to U.S. as America. Whatever, I get your point. :> OP: FYL.
alertse 0
Way to take every joke on here 100% seriously..
iSmellNice 2
#51, they're just kidding. They don't really think this person deserves it because he's Canadian and uses the metric system
zed_eh 0
Dam go back to your igloo You stupid Canadian! How can you even access the internet without electricity? Just kidding, I am Canadian and I thought I would throw in some more sterotypes. I agree with what you said.... Except when ppl say, "YDI for being Canadian" they are joking. It isn't a funny joke. But some people like negative attention. It makes them feel needed.
star_ver 0
You're a moron for commenting on every joke as if it were serious and feeling you have to "defend" Canadians on FML. Lrn2internet. I love Canada and hope to move there someday, but seriously...
esquared77 0
No, as another fellow Canadian, it just get's really annoying that every American thinks the world revolves around them. Their "Greater than thou" mentality is very tiring.
fyourlife33 0
it doesn't revolve around us?
star_ver 0
It's the ******* Internet, relax. Also, the guys this person was replying to weren't even being serious, so you have no point.
star_ver 0
Every American huh? You know every person in the United States, right? Fail. It's the ******* Internet, relax. If you're catching feelings over what someone jokingly says on FML about your country, you should just gtfo the nets then.
winemysavior 4
you should say some or most americans but not every american. i'm an american and i appreciate other cultures and countries. and i was going to say just ignore the ignorant americans who are put off by the metric system. also how did that person not know that midwestern and other states call soda pop? i don't call it pop at all but at least i know it is said in certain regions. not every american is ignorant!! it's just the stupid ones who give the rest a bad name
SUSAltd 0
2km... That's a pretty long run with a suit and briefcase.
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
Ok what exactly is 2km in American....lmao FTW for using meters....lmao
happyvalleygirl 0
Since a 5k race is 3.1 miles, the OP's 2 km is almost a mile and a quarter.