Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
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fmlcomment 2
Try picking litter up instead of kicking it into the bushes? But you don't deserve that. Hell, I'd probably have done the exact same thing if I were in a bad mood. Actually, once I picked up a soda I'd set down, and found out that a bee was inside the can after it stung me inside the lip...
sgaske 3
to all the dipshits who keep complaining about the op confusing wasps and hornets - hornets are a TYPE OF WASP. learn to research. to the op - been there done that. sucks I know. oh and don't be angry about someone littering if you're solution is to spread it around.
AdamGD 0
Those things can cram in tightly. That can is actually bigger than normal wasp nests so it is entirely possible there would b a swarm in a pop can
seadrick 2
wow...that totally sucks, but i had such a great laugh, made my day...fml :(
Night22_fml 4
And you think kicking a can will make things better? Think about the poor little can, and the baby bees, jerk!
andrewms 0
YDI for "just kicking it" instead of throwing it out ... But then again, it would still be full of hornets... your ****** either way
hecuva 0
did they make a big exclamation mark then an arrow as they chased you down the street? :)
ozymandias_fml 0
OP, Where do you live? I am just curious, as I didn't think anyplace used both kilometers, and 'pop'.
zed_eh 0
Canada. We use kilometers like most places in the world. And we say 'pop'... Idk why. Maybe cuz 'soda' could be referring to Soda water?
reader101 0
ily man that made my day
Vertoule 7
Don't kick cans... STOMP them. Then you can throw out the hornets' aluminum coffin when you're done. ;) Oh and Pop & Kilometers are common in Canada.