Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Cad6 24
Nice catch.
DocBastard 40
He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.
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Comments (233)
Krish25 0
I would just laugh it off. Hopefully your grasp wasn't a tight one
crazyblackchick 0
How the **** do you manage that? Wait, was it a prolonged thing or just a grope? Cause It'd be pretty awkward lying in a puddle with your hand on his junk. Especially if he said: "You're hired." Creeeeeeppppyyyy. >_>
DMIN11 4
nobody ever pays me by grabbing onto my junk ( ._.)
bizarre_ftw 22
No.... Usually it's you paying them right?
OHai15 12
@19 Shutup Meg!!
xxooiloveyou 0
Hahaha
Jesucristo 0
that awkward moment when......
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Please, continue.
THExistentialist 13
...when you're trying to save yourself mid-fall and grab a potential employer 's junk, and torture the FML community by not specifying your gender.
Llamacod 11
Awkward
The_Hitdude 12
You're hired! Keep it up, and his raise isn't the only kind you'll be getting! ;)
IamSharkWeek 0
Promotion!
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Hold on tight, he said with a growing, creepy smile.
laurensauren 9
I can't really see myself grabbing in the middle of someones legs as i was falling down..just doesnt seem like instinct to me..
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
What if you grabbed mine?...
The_Hitdude 12
It's not necessarily infant, but ite can happen unintentionally. Happened to me once, except it was a (very attractive) female friend, not a male superior, and it was her ass, not crotch. Minus the puddle too.
gabrielle01 0
That would be rank considering she's dog...
The_Hitdude 12
*instinct *it
Dracoboxer357 36
26- Quite literally a Freudian Slip, if there really are no accidents. ;P Covet groin, grab groin, blame it on your id. :P l
rattusrattus 19
I'd probably try to grab their waist or wrist, but gravity intervenes...
tapatia530 0
Nice way to welcome yourself.
junebreeze 1
Was it sticking out like a handlebar or something?