Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
Nice catch.
DocBastard 40
He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.
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Comments (233)
linkinpark98 24
Hopefully you didn't grab too hard... ._.
Tempest559 12
I think I hear a raise coming.
cbass2410 4
might work out for the better if your boss enjoyed it
FML_Master2133 6
I laughed so hard at this, until I read the comments... Then I laughed harder! (well the first one and the replies to it at least)
awesomegerf 7
Did he like the hand job
ciscoreckless17 0
Ouchh ! ^.^ lol
VixSparda 5
can someone say "raise" in the workplace? XD
Kog_Hiro 17
I've got to "Hand" it to OP, that's a great first impression. OP showed that they could be "Handy" around the workplace. OP got "Hands-On" on experience that day. 1 more? So, it sounds like OP's future was "In their hands."
torianab 7
I see a possible raISE in your future!
torianab 7
Damn it! I missed my editing window. Anyhow, deal with another *RAISE* reference, you turds! Bring on the thumb downs, I am a big girl. I can handle it!
Dracoboxer357 36
^ You know, I was considering thumbing you down just because the Raise reference had been a bit overused, until I saw you typoed it a little, then laughed as you lost it a smidge over that, but by then, I was amused by your one-woman-rant so after all that, I thumbed up both your comments for the effort. ;) Cheers!
Hakando 5
You broke it,also you scared him for life