Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, I tried to take off my hoodie. Somehow my shirt came off with it, leaving me shirtless in public, as I sheepishly tried to put it back on. Not only were people staring, but there was a mother covering her son's eyes. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
Bano360 25
I'm sure you amused some people
ileenefudge 29
How did you not notice that your umbrella wasn't open? Isn't that something you would open right away when it's raining?
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Comments (64)
worldclassrager 41
You must have really been covered for you not to realize the rain was getting you...
itsaustin 5
You would've had to notice something like that.
askullnamedbilly 33
You're British for god's sake, shouldn't dealing with rain be instinct by now?
xxsakuraxx 29
How do you not notice? YDI
thespiantess 18
A friend of mine did the exact same thing, but he was stoned. Perhaps this applies to you as well, OP?
Pleasejump123 5
best fml I have ever read
r00nie 10
that's a new level of absentmindedness
darkfireflame 15
Hey, maybe they just thought you were trying to start a new fashion trend. Don't worry too much, they'll never see you again.
Vaporize420 3
True
Vaporize420 3
I doubt this is true!