Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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Comments (256)
blastvortex 4
If you're gonna act like a spandex queen, expect commentary. YDI.
Youd_laugh_2 0
Skinny jeans imply a certain amount of skinniness. As do thongs.
noshitsherlock 0
YDI. DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE. Life's not fair. I'm sorry, but if you're fat, please don't wear: skinny jeans, tube tops, halter tops, short skirts, or LEGGINGS (GOOD LORD)
sobe23 0
Hallajuah!! I totally agree, it doesn't matter if you are a size 2 or 20 you need to wear the right fitting clothes, and the size won't matter in the end. Ugh!!
Ketia 5
Good grief, dress for your body type. Wearing unflattering clothes makes you look heavier! Just because scary thingLindsey Lohan can get away with skinny jeans does not mean the general population can.
DameGreyWulf 1
How about wearing pants that fit, hmmm?
hellokimmiee 5
That is one thing i hate about this world, fat people in skinny jeans=TURNOFF!!! /vomit
MissJinx_fml 0
Wow, I must say to all those who posted such nasty comments are simply...nasty. I understand that if some one is overweight they should lose the weight. However it seems that all those who said that the OP should lose weight seemed to infer that she should lose it because it will make her prettier... and this makes me very sad. I live on a college campus and I see all these stick thin girls flouncing around in too much make-up while tanning all too often. Just because some one is skinny doesn't make them pretty, and it's unfortunate just how much we invest into looks. Some one should dress up nicely for confidence reasons, not because they need to fit in with what is considered 'beauty' at the time. Personally, I'm not the trendiest person, I'm really normal. I'm 5'3 and 130 and I've always had issues with body image until just about a year ago. I realized looks don't last and what matters is personality. Honestly the best thing I have to say about myself is not that I have an amazing body, but that no one has ever called me a bitch. I put effort into being a good and caring person and I understand some need criticism but all those who said 'fat people in skinny jeans is gross' are a bit harsh. No one likes being put down like that, and you shouldn't say something you wouldn't want to hear yourself. And those who I have met who say comments such as the harsh ones I've read are generally the ones who have the least self-confidence.
skeleton_skinner 0
Skinny jeans are for skinny people. Maybe she should get a pair of fatty jeans. No that's mean but I really hate it when people wear them they're usually chubby emo kids
Wololo 0
What the **** was a fatty doing in skinny jeans? This is why we can't have nice things.
LilaBear 2
I don't have sympathy for people who don't dress for their size. Just because you have fat rolls doesn't mean you're overweight, but it does mean you can't wear clothes designed for size 8 girls. My younger sister is about a size 12, so not overweight by any means, but she wouldn't try to wear a skin-tight tank top or skinny jeans coz she knows it doesn't suit her body. That said I have a size 12-14 friend who, while she has a bit of extra fat, is mainly muscle, and far too often she wears skin-tight dresses and tops which show every bump and roll... she doesn't need to lose weight but she'd look so much nicer if she just chose a dress a size or two larger.