Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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xenomorph 0
Go on a Ramen diet. Drink off the sodium and glutamate (with tap water, not alcohol) and you will lose weight (the noodles don't contain that much fat) and gain money (food expense is $3.15 a week).
LolWaitWut 0
Holy shit! Do I know you? You sound a lot like my friend Kelly... o_o scary. anyways FYL
MEGHEADASAURAUS 0
Ew.
TheSinOfLust 0
Why do fat chicks keep wearing thongs >
the_gay_van 0
Marry me...
Wubbly_Flib 0
What are you even doing wearing a thong?
night__shade 0
i have nothing against larger girls (shall i say, husky?), or thongs, or even husky girls in thongs. but i do have something against skinny jeans. i can't wait until this skinny jeans/kanye shades/twilight/taylor swift craze is over. the world will be so much better.
fuck_life_168 0
i give thumbs up to #89 i personally believe that skinny jeans are for everyone to wear....as long as you feel comfortable in them. just becuase you are "bigger than normal" doesnt make you a disgusting fat tub of lard.......Im 5'2 and I weigh about 185 lbs. and i ******* rock skinny jeans....most of the weight comes from my ass and hips....i personally HATE seeing girls with muffin tops and i will buy a bigger size if needed to accomodate me....and for all those people who say that being big is disgusting....guess what *******? being too skinny can be pretty nasty too.....just cuz you are skinny doesnt make you more beautiful than a bigger woman....its all about your personality and whether or not you are comfortable with your weight.....confidence is sexier than anything, people! and FYI you fat-haters....the majority of women are a size 9 and above.....so good luck on finding your "perfect" size 8 and unders, douches!
BrookDarling 0
1. Skinny Jeans are for skinny people.**** 2. Fat people who wear them look stupid, and like posers. 3. No one wants to see a fat person in skin tight pants; it just shows how fat they are. 4. You don't need a thong to wear them, big deal if there's an underwear line, no one notices- unless they stare at your ass for an hour. I know I sound mean, but seriously, a lot of people make fun of fat people who try wearing skinny jeans. Its just not flattering. Just stop.
waywick 0
fat chicks skinny jeans = hilarity