Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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Comments (256)
XxQuartersxX 14
Uh. Try buying skinny jeans that are actually your size. If the pair youre referring to in this post are your size .. Well, you need to stop wearing that style of jean all together.
justindrew14 29
You should not be wearing skinny jeans if your that fat. If people think your fat rolls are panty lines it's time to start losing weight.
toryy_adamss 4
Skinny jeans aren't for people without skinny genes. Lol.
carbonbasedcynic 17
fat and skinny jeans go together like toothpaste and orange juice
cp399 14
Wow people are so mean! Stop making fun of her weight!!!
genericfmluser 17
They are skinny jeans not make you skinny jeans. put on something that fits.
chewebb 8
Just cause it zips doesn't mean it fits!
simmybaby_ 13
Wtf what if she's been losing weight so she decides to buy a pair. I'm in no way on the bigger side but I know I have friends who don't wear certain clothes because of reasons like this. You people are being cruel. Take a second and think about what you're saying because I can assure you there are some things made for super skinny girls that still look terrible on them and make them look like a cheap prostitute.
IvanTheWolfie98 10
It's really funny how all these people are cracking down on fat people. You know, being tops kinky can be equally unhealthy, and unattractive. Nobody wants an elephant, no, but trust me nobody wants a toothpick either. Yes, fat people shouldn't wear tight clothing. However toothpicks shouldn't wear tight clothing to try and show off what they don't have, either. Fat people have more of an ass than twigs!