Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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awesome_person12 0
can some of you guys just stop insulting her... she may not be fat but the jeans may be pulling at her and making her skin form rolls... it has happened 2 me b4 and it was in regular jeans. some of u ppl r the reasion y girls r anorexic. im kind of fat (i hav been called fat or chubby) and i wore skinny jeans and i felt good and i would feel bad if some1 said something bad about how i looked. imagine how the op is feeling rite now so can u guys stop calling her fat and saying she cant wear skinny jeans. she can, she just has 2 get the right size and fit.
awesome_person12 0
once again i read some of the comments and they r making me feel so sad 4 this girl... u guys r SO FRICKEN MEAN... as i said b4 she may not be fricken FAT so stop insulting her, get some self confidence 4 urselves, get lives of ur own and stop treating this girl who came here 2 this website 4 some sympathy (and may already hav a hard life as it is) like a piece of shit. @OP dont listen 2 these guys who r insulting u... u can still rock the skinny jeans, just find some in the rite size OK
KaneVyrus 1
Skinny jeans do not have a weight limit at all. It all depends on finding ones that fit you--obviously op was wearing them too small. If you get the size and cut that are right for your body (For instance I have a small waist big bigger thighs, so it's hard to find ones that fit me just right) then you're going to look good, if you get ones that don't fit right, you're not gonna look good. Unless you're one of those ignorant people who think that only girls that weigh 120 pounds can wear skinny jeans, and this isn't true at all.
KaneVyrus 1
Because it looks better than when chicks with no ass wear thongs. Sexy as hell, let me tell you.
fearfulsymmetry 1
if you're fat, don't wear tight fitting clothes. EVER. and there's a HUGE difference between fat and curvy, do not confuse the two.
emmyers 0
always look In a mirror before leaving the house!
levin1983 0
so you know have rolls of fat but wear skinny jeans? you're not only fat but dumb.
Blake4477 0
That's really gross I wouldn't admit that!!
hurray4jmk 1
ya its called skinny jeans not "make you looke skinny" jeans. i bet you wear smaller sizes thinking it makes you look smaller dont you? do us all a favor and buy proper sizes for yourself so the rest of us dont see your flabbly rolls sticking out.
turtlefreak28 0
if u are not skinny enough for skinny jeans, then don't force urself to wear them! stick with wat fits u! u don't have to make urself look skinnier than u already are! :)