Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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Comments (256)
asherah14 7
The skinny jean look isn't flattering on any body shape! They are so ugly. I'm tall, curvy, and have some extra weight so I know they would look horrible on me. OP, no matter your size, love your body but learn to dress it in clothes that flatter curves. That does mean nothing skin tight.
realportlandian 2
Really cause my rockstar black skinny jeans look hot on me (ive been told) and im average for my height to weit ratio
umatiger 5
Best freind my ass... Get it?
b_rad_fml 4
YDI Anyone who deludes themselves with the idea of 'skinny' jeans needs help. Lot's of Weight Watchers help.
JohnnyScene 7
I heard P90x does wonders... And since ur such a fatass u shouldnt wear skinny jeans in the first place
realportlandian 2
Its a rule not to where skinny jeans when your fat, your only hurting yourself
asherah14 7
Fat rolls = no skinny jeans!
jonfin78 5
All jeans are skinny on you :D
amor_rachel 0
I'm so sorry I Didn't realise! hope your alright now xo
daytoday21 10
Don't wear things, they're bad for you.
alexsandria83 18
Just because u can get into them doesn't mean u should actually wear them...