Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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Slinky690 0
how the **** did this become such a hot topic? if your ******* fat, avoid clothes that are made for skinny people and if your skinny dont dress in fat people clothes or else you will loook like a ******* retard. if your fat and dont like it. get off your ass and run a mile or two. im fat and im ok with that, im not huge i just have a little moar to love. moral of the story??? dont wear skinny jeans. and just because your fat doesnt mean your unatractive.
AdvocataDiaboli 0
Don't wear skinny jeans that are skin-tight. It just looks bad. Don't wear the smallest size clothes you can squeeze into - it will make you look a lot fatter than if you just went a size or two up.
lemony_fml 0
Flab. Skinny jeans. Thong. *Shudders*
Propayne 0
#91 Ftw thank you
hotpockets92 0
theres a reason they're called SKINNY jeans
ROFLDOCTOR 1
I'm not TRYING to be stereotypical, but I can't help but picture you to be one of those fat, emo/scene girls that run around like freaks in skinny jeans, getting attention and pitying themselves. If not, then the fat rule still applies. You know, not ALL fat people are ugly - some can be just as charming as anyone else. But how do they do it? Oh, here's a good idea - WEAR YOUR GODDAMN SIZE. If you're too lazy to lose weight, at least wear something that COMPLIMENTS your body, not something that makes you look like 300 pounds of cancerous lard.
n530411351 9
This is the only fat FML I've clicked you deserve it
psyco5000 0
eewwwww that's gross. fat chick wearing skinny jeans and a thong *shivers* ydi for being fat
XxKate1294xX 0
Awh. Maybe you should get jeans that fit better then, since it shouldn't show that much. And kinny jeans aren't for everyone, there are many flattering jeans for curvier types. :) It isn't bad to have more curves, just skinnies don't work with them.
Me27 0
I didn't take it as skinny/scene jeans. I took it as "skinny jeans" for her. Ya know, how women have "fat jeans" and "skinny jeans." Like maybe she lost some weight.