Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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ladiesman14 0
i like curvy girls with big boobs and nice butt. as long as they dont have rolls, cellulite, stretch marks, or body odor ithink they are sexy.
Hurt16 0
skinny jeans are bot only for skinny ppl immature thick girl n I look better in skinny jeans then I do regular jeans it's because I have a butt thick thighs n then as it goes down it slims down so stop saying just because she's big she should have gotten a clue not to wear "SKINNY" jeans... smh tierd of all this ****-ah-ree n hate all these ppl put on us bog girls smh
Hurt16 0
typooooo sorry guys I ain't really proff read I was sort of pissed skinny jeans are not only for skinny ppl imma thick girl and I look better in skinny jeans then in regular jeans it's because I have a butt and thick thighs and then as it goes down it slims down so stop saying just because she's big she should have had a clue not to wear "SKINNY" jeans... smh tierd of all the ****-ah-ree n hate all these ppl put on us big girls
blacklite69 0
Rule of thumb: Skinny jeans.. are for skinny people. If you have fat rolls, don't accentuate them. Buy some pants that ******* fit.
meanxgf 0
why are you wearing skinny jeans in the first place?
Uber_G33k 0
ewwww fat people.
j424 0
hahaha
SookMauNoots 0
fmls about fat bitches are gettin so old now
Slinky690 0
if your really that fat, do like me and go one the Beer diet its fun and it works. you dont need that liver anyways, just drink your fat away, unless your an Edge kid in that case you desirve it ****** fags
immastarr 0
blkmagick-thank u. but keep in mind that she was the ****** who yelled at me first.
immastarr 0
nice comment #113.well sed.
venger99 0
do you know how to spell? ps: BFF is the appropriate abbreviation for "best friend," even if you do not plan on being "friends forever."