Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
Mismatchedmind 0
Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!
akiranozaki 0
Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.
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Comments (256)
SeximusPrime 0
You ugly fatass. Put down the burger.
Mustardnight 3
You guys are so incredibly rude towards fat people I almost feel ashamed to be skinny, seriously lighten the **** up she has a bit of mass...
1990TD 6
Just choose: being fat or wearing skinny jeans. Not both, that's stupid, humiliating, and you should've known that.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for wearing skinny jeans. Or for not looking in the mirror and finding clothes that are flattering for your body type. Either way.
ooohlife 0
then you shouldn't be wearing skinny jeans.
kscott88 0
I'm not going to be an asshole and tell you that you're some sort of fat, disgusting pig, because honestly, I'm a big girl, so I get that all the "fat haters" on here have some serious body issues that they need to work out. But honestly? Learn to look in a mirror before you go out. Skinny jeans barely look good on skinny people, so average to big people? Definitely not so much.
minminh 0
Skinny jeans aren't just for skinny people. Who says that? It's called skinny jeans because they're skinny. Anyone can wear whatever they want.
darkmis1 18
Why were you wearing skinny jeans and a thong if you're big enough to have fat rolls?
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
well aren't you a little bitch. your just as bad as i is a tr00l. dont tell him what he can and can't say when your the one being a bitch on fml. also, judging by your profile picture i wouldnt be too confident if i were you becuase guess what? YOU'RE UGLY.... and kind of fat
repyourcliche 0
Pretentious prick. I don't think someone with the apparent personality you hold is exactly in the place to judge. You should be lucky that anyone wants to associate with someone as twatish as yourself. [/rant]