Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
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Comments (104)
jerry2011 4
Did you like it?
ChancellorJ 7
Yum.
insertnameherr 11
You sir, being the 69th comment of a relatively sexual FML, had the duty of coming up with something a little bit more amusing than "Yum." Please don't take advantage of being #69. It is a privilege only few get. Your time will come, sir. Your time will indeed come.
RedPillSucks 33
spurious generalizations are spurious
RedPillSucks 33
Why was her thong on her rack? Wouldn't that cause a thong shaped tan line on her *******? *runs from mob with pitch forks*
brittanywashere 14
Lol!! My day is made after reading this...you definitely deserved it.
AgentClassyPants 9
I hope you pulled off the old, "I know..."
Catkam623 27
Of course she sniffed my boxers in fact one time she gave me a sniff job best nose action I've ever gotten.
DjeePee 25
"Has anyone of your girlfriends sniffed your boxers until now? " Ball sweat and poop stains...Nah, I'd rather not sniff them.
DanielleinDC 34
I don't know which is worse, that you're a panty-sniffing perv or that your girlfriend's mom wears thongs. Either way, if you don't know whose panties they are, you leave them alone. YDI.
DjeePee 25
Ladies and gentlemen, anouncement of the day: mothers aren't allowed to be sexy anymore.
JiggyBoo123 11
Smooth move, Oedipus.