Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.
ilovesugarbelle 0
thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.
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Comments (48)
COBRAMORPH 0
But you claim to be a woman. Your kind doesnt get hired based on your resume.
eleutheros 3
You're disgusting!
christinef11a 0
thats gross... no wonder you didn't get hired.
ozymandias_fml 0
A) Sneeze into your arm, like a civilized person. B) Throw that copy of your resume away, and use one of the other ones you brought -- like any real person looking for a job.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
You were going to hand them a paper you sneezed on. It's a good thing for them you left some evidence!
tessie98love 0
bloody..?
ilaleahcim 6
Finally! I'm reading through all these comments thinking, "why the hell has no one thought to question why the booger was bloody?" That's just strange...and disgusting.
acre1996 1
And normally the average person would not like that either don't like that either
UrNotSry 0
Eww ydi for being dumb enough to hand it in like that
alexicanaaa 7
Why would you sneeze on your paper? Or anywhere near your paper? Nasty.
merrielp 13
You only took one? I always have a spare with me.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
That's why you sneeze into your arm, not your hands.