Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
The trumpet of success
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Leftovers
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Itching and scratching
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
Top comments
ronton 4
USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!
jim_witness 0
Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....
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jim_witness 0
Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....
V4ZQU3Z 0
hahaha YES
SAF_fml 0
Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them.. Haha I'm so happy i invented that joke right here on the spot
youngboss_fml 2
oh god u got 2 accounts?
SAF_fml 0
no
saf99me 16
well, this is awkward...
Aniland 2
That sucks so badly.
fafaffy 0
Wow... time for a reschedule
vball_luvah 2
that is so freakin nasty. didn't they have tissues in the office? just explain and i'm sure they would understand.
fylsm 0
I wouldn't say YDI, but you really should have taken tissues with you if you were that bad off.
Big_Boner 3
hahaha thats epic, sorry OP hope they still hired you xD
kkmonster93 0
I'm sure you'll get the job just so they can make fun of you
ronton 4
USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!
xbrit551 13
Ew:o