The strangeness of strangers
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
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cosicosei 22
Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw
Wizardo 34
What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.
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cosicosei 22
Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw
jarrettd 27
Well... He's still a dick.
klovemachine 24
the man needs a serious flogging :-D
amandam21 9
Thats horrible!
KittyKillsalot 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Seems like you had a bumpy time ;) anyone? No? Ok ;~;
Varieus 30
If you knew it was going to be bad joke, why say it in the first place?
ohgeejosee 19
I feel like those are the type of people that think saying it less funny makes it more funny... But... No :/
jman26 11
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
sktrickin 6
Maybe he was trying to lighten the mood
kianaaa32 17
That wasn't even remotely close to funny.
ozpunker 20
And he's still an asshat.
biggestfan23 11
This is true
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Asscricket*
JTHomer 13
Assclown*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sorry, that was a pretty old FML reference.
fantita495 19
And the worlds #1 douchebag is...
brackaman 18
Summer's eve. Is that right?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, Kanye West.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yo imma letchu finish....but Kanye West is the biggest Douchebag of all time. Of all time!
ThatPlankton 15
Gonna have to go with Chris Brown on that one.
Wizardo 34
What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.
CookieLovesBoo 16
There's many of those on this site .
Obey_StudBoii 23
Apologized* P.S. I'm an idiot.
evilplatypus 39
33 - Both spellings are correct. One is preferred in North America the other is preferred in the rest of the English-speaking world.
Queensland 27
Yet another American who think their country is the centre of the world. Oops or should I say center*, another idiot is bound to follow me up on that one.
jelly713 19
It's not that we think we're the "centre of the world", some of us are just really uneducated & don't know that there is a difference between UK standardized English & our Americanized English. It really has nothing to do with arrogance. It's lack of education for some commenters. Plus, not all of us are like that, 37.
uhhSavage 22
37, I think it's kinda unfair to stereotype Americans like that. Not all of us are ethnocentric.
not_a_robot 15
#37, I am not saying that you're wrong, but I am saying that a large amount of Americans have done things to leave their mark on their generation and many more to come. When you think about it, always calling Americans stupid without getting a second judgement is a bit ironic, considering how arrogant it actually makes you look.
JTHomer 13
Most Americans don't think their country is the center of the world. Just a select few individuals who were never raised with the opportunities of others and grew up in heavily biased environments. Most Americans (I'm Canadian, btw) are just like an average citizen found anywhere. Just like how most citizens in "the rest of the english speaking world"^ use apologise and the people in North America dont, you can't judge them because one person of that culture acted that way. It would be like a North American saying, "oh look, a snobby Brit who ridicules other countries for being ignorant well they themselves are arrogant", because they happened to meet some douchebag British guy one day. That might be the case with a few extremist patriots however id assume most Brits dont look down on everyone. Or Id hope not.
Lacist 19
Although without idiots how could we realize we are just as dumb. Without idiots there would be no intellectual people out there.
Queensland 27
First off, read my comment... I'm saying he thinks it's the centre of the world not all Americans. The 'yet another' was because this is the millionth time I've seen people like that on the Internet. And I don't know where you pulled arrogant from my comment?
Codezlol 21
I know Canadians who think we're the center of the world, Australians who think it too, people from all reaches in Europe who think they are the center too. China has people like that too. Guess what, any land occupied by human life form has some individual who thinks the universe revolves around them. Sorry just sick of the USA always being singled out lol. Have a nice day.
not_a_robot 15
I didn't pull arrogant from your comment, your comment was just extremely arrogant.
Catkam623 27
Well karma is gonna get that asshole op and in the mean time hope you feel better.
tsent8 15
And he's still the biggest douche I have ever heard of.
sktrickin 6
Probably besides Kim Kardashian's
cuppycakeslove 20
What the ****. That's so incredibly inconsiderate, sorry OP.
stepymac 15
What an ass
spottyblanket 8
Why are people always so quick to swear? I would not have apologised